Vernon dursley and the ungrateful nephew, from a cracked mag list of photoshopped great movies from the. It seems my assumption of basic human decency was in error. Vernon threw harry into the cupboard and was about to lock him in, when he noticed harrys blood soaked glasses lying cracked at his feet. Vernon is described as a big, beefy man, looking somewhat like a walrus, with hardly any neck, and a large moustache. Vernon dursley looked around the platform, searching for the ungrateful little brat. Harry potter and the fanfiction of time travel by the stodgy. Once up, he raised his clenched fists and advanced on dumbledore.
Whether youve loved the book or not, if you give your honest and detailed thoughts then people will find new books that are right for them. This is super funny, itss how vernon dursley sees the harry potter films. Ropes came out of no where, and tied the dursleys hands and feet together. Humor is subjective, but all posts must at least make an attempt at humor. Unholy confessions harry sighed as he entered the club with his friends. Hed woken up just past nine as it was a sunday, and not a work day. The first book in the harry potter series, harry potter and the philosophers stone or harry potter and the sorcerers stone in the us is written from the pointofview of the 11yearold harry potter. Uncle vernon seized one of marges feet and tried to pull her down again, but was almost lifted from the floor himself.
Excerpt from harry potter and the sorcerers stone by j. I guess thats what happens when you grow up to vernon dursley. He is very much the head of his family, laying down most of the rules for harry and doing most of the threatening, as well as spoiling dudley. But the smile disappeared an instant later as he looked forward to see vernon dursley standing in front of him in a longwhite shirt with his tie partially undone. Deciding enough is enough, vernon packs everyone into the car, and drives all day to a rundown hotel on a small towns outskirts. Today, they would start learning that same bitter lesson. Saving each other chapter 3, a harry potter fanfic. Richard griffiths, who has died at the age of 65, starred as vernon dursley, uncle of harry potter in the film franchise. You arent going to see your nephew till next summer, he said to uncle. Jul 07, 2018 turning toward the whitefaced vernon dursley, dumbledore continued. To answer many requests about uncle harry, sir harry paget flashman is a selfadmitted cad, sot, coward, and all around bastard. While its prime audience is children aged 8 to about 11, the story has enough depth to make it a satisfying, if short, read for even teenaged. Vernon dursley maliciously beat his nephew repeatedly with his belt.
Then turning back to vernon dursley he cheekily said, you know, you really should do something about that temper of yours. Harry has been beaten and abused by vernon dursley for as long as he can remember, but the one thought that had kept him going, his one true wish is about to come true. He is the nephew of marge dursley and the son of vernon dursley and petunia dursley. The vernon and petunia dursley were going to learn what happened to people that crossed harry potter. I know the prophecy and i know how harry was raised. Issuu is a digital publishing platform that makes it simple to publish magazines, catalogs, newspapers, books, and more online. And since it was such a regular day, he knew before even opening his eyes, his wife, petunia, had gotten up at least an hour if not three ahead of him to go see and care for their infant son. Potter and the sorcerers stone aunt petunia and vernon dursley. Several feet from the entrance, he was able to see a narrow slice.
Its probably too late for aunt petunia and uncle vernon. How do you like that, you ungrateful little bastard. Uncle vernons large red face was hidden behind the mornings daily mail, and aunt petunia was. By the time harry arrived in the kitchen, the three dursleys were already seated around the table. Harry potter and the war within rewrite chamber of secrets. Petunia said and vernon ignored her he could swear he could see something moving in the static. Harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban by jimipages issuu. I wouldnt want to have to turn you into a toad so youll behave yourself. They took the child in to see who it was and what he was doing there. Vernon dursley, seven years ago, when i left young harry with you, i expected you to treat him as one of your own. Just the way any morning should, in vernon dursleys humble opinion. Harry, who had been sitting in a kind of horrified trance, had a sudden. Some invisible force seemed to have surged through his nephew, making him. Vernon was about to say something, but as soon as he opened his mouth harry held out his hand as a bright blue bolt of energy struck the man on the forehead and made him slump forward with a dazed look in his eyes.
Harry potter and the order of the dick replacing wand. Vernons mustache twitched as he matched his nephews glare. Blood rolled from his broken nose and mixed with blood that was running from his mouth. The screen flashed to static and vernon found himself staring at it.
As his fifth year at hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry approaches, 15yearold harry potter is in fullblown adolescence, complete with regular outbursts of rage, a nearly debilitating crush, and the blooming of a powerful sense of rebellion. Harry potter or vernon dursley and the ungrateful nephew humour harry. Vernon cursed as he moved over and tried to fiddle with the wires to see if it was a loose cable. Ropes came out of no where, and tied the dursley s hands and feet together. Schnoogle harry potter and the order of ashrien chapter 03. They were muggles, and they had a very medieval attitude toward magic. Well, actually he grunted his way off of the couch much faster than usual.
Remus lupin stared at the minister of magic, tired of having to argue once again on behalf of becoming the. Fights often became physical, his mother lashing out with fists and feet. Vernon dursley quick pushed an envelope into the cushion beside his leg and tried to give a relaxed smile from under his walrus moustache. See you in a bit, then, he said, and he left the kitchen.
Finally, when harry said he wished to spend the holidays at this school, he didnt fight him. A parody chapter one dudley demented the hottest day of the summer so far was drawing to a close and a drowsy silence lay over the large, square houses of privet drive. Harry forced to listen under the crack, while dudley looked through the better. If you think the dursleys did not abuse harry, or that he somehow deserved it.
Next second, ripper had leapt forward and sunk his teeth into uncle vernon s leg. Abandoning his toast, he got quickly to his feet and followed. He is a nononsense type of person and cannot stand anything out of the ordinary ie. Vernon dont stare at the tv like that itll damage your eyes. Vernon dursley was out of the house over an hour and a half earlier than usual. Dont you say yes in that ungrateful tone, aunt marge growled.
Vernon dursley is the husband of harrys aunt petunia. Feeds him, puts a roof over his head, puts clothes on his back, and what thanks does he get. The downpour was nothing short of torrential, and nary a few seconds passed without the steady pattering of the falling rain being interrupted by flashes of lightning and claps of thunder. Vernon had been ranting about the cost of the ungrateful whelp, harry, and the rising costs in great britain. This is an excellent riddle which is tricky at the same time.
Harry potter and the war within rewrite i promised this a few months ago and ive finally gotten around to it. Full text of hp 3 harry potter and the prisoner of. Turning toward the whitefaced vernon dursley, dumbledore continued. After the rest of little whinging saw that the mighty and seemingly untouchable dursleys could be dealt with, more people found the courage to speak up. Will include slash harry potter and the renascent seer, chapter 12 by gleefulmusings. He made it to the foot of the stairs, but his uncle followed him, the yelling and abuse continuing. Mrs williams watched, through her office window, as vernon and petunia got out of their car. Vernon had figured the costs based on the food eaten at number four and the monthly energy bills to keep the house running. But then again some people like long chapters so have fun reading and tell me what you think. Excerpt from harry potter and the sorcerers stone nearly ten. The granger defense chapter six an offer vernon cant refuse. Runaway chapter 2, a harry potter fanfic fanfiction. The letters from no one wikibooks, open books for an open world.
As soon as petunia saw the messy raven hair and the brilliant emerald eyes of her nephew, she knew. Dursley, vernon dursley, vernon vernon dursley is a big beefy man with hardly any neck and a very large, black mustache. Vernon dursley is harrys uncle, having married his aunt petunia. Alternate take on the potterverse, with the dursleys not being as mean as they have been known to be.
What has feet and legs and nothing else answers king. The mans beady eyes were narrowed and his face was darkening in anger as he regarded his most hated nephew, the bane of his prefect suburban life. From the beginning she hated the fact lily was special with magic and petunia was not. Vernon dragged harry to his feet by his shirt and savagely backhanded him. Vernon dursley came running as fast as his bulk would allow when she screamed. How the rat and the train set got into the middle of the living room floor would always be a mystery to vernon dudley, and the note i left was the only explanation he got for his wife and nephew s disappearance. This includes filmharrypotter vernon dursley and the ungrateful nephew. Harry was glad, at the time, to be sequestered to his cupboard early that night. I assumed that, as your nephew a member of your family you would do so automatically. I posted an eralier version, and then did a rather substantial rewrite which got posted elsewhere but not here.
Vernon grabbed his nephew s arm and jerked him to his feet, eliciting a cry of pain from the thirteenyearold. You stand there, in the clothes petunia and i have put on your ungrateful back. Potter works in a similar way as the first tome starts with harrys feet firmly planted in the. Uncle vernon s large red face was hidden behind the mornings daily mail, and aunt. Below you will be able to find all what has feet and legs and nothing else. Enter the dragon harry pottershadowrun spacebattles forums. Harry, who had been sitting in a kind of horrified trance, had a sudden idea. It was that threat that would have harry worrying clear into the morning.
Read from the story harry potter funny pictures by claudinsia sara ravenklauw with 892 reads. According to mrs williams notes these would be vernon and petunia dursley and the two children in the back of car, one very large and the other rather scrawny would be dudley dursley and harry potter, nephew and resident of the dursley household. If he makes one more crack about my family, im going to get. Lots of people have landed on our website looking for the answer of this riddle. Sirius merely smirked, filled with immense satisfaction that vernon understood the situation. Arthur and remus have a talk and vernon dursley gets his comeuppance. Harry retorted, rushing to his feet with venom in his voice. Harry had always been mischief prone and, now, itd lead him into not just the usual boyhood trouble, but right into a life or death situation. The dursleys goggled at him for a few seconds, then aunt petunia said. When cordelia chase falls into a coma, its up to xander harris to do everything he can to save her.
An archive of our own, a project of the organization for transformative works. Front rising fresh gifs woah reaction comics meals feedback. Pulling himself up to all two and a half feet of his height, dobby the houseelf. Well, petunia, said uncle vernon, getting heavily to his feet, ill be. Enter the dragon harry pottershadowrun spacebattles. Vernon is the director of grunnings, a drillmaking firm, and has an office on the 9th floor. My nephew, geoffrey hooper, is in gryffindor house with your nephew harry two years behind him thinks the world of young harry. Vernon let his nephew spend more time here than he should have.
Vernon dursley would have done more for his sister, but he had to worry. If their parents trusted me enough to title me as that, then they must have believed that i was able to care for their children. Enter the dragon harry pottershadowrun questionable. Uncle vernon, aunt petunia and their son, dudley, were harrys only living relatives. Harry potter and the war within rewrite the library. Doyle looked askance at vernon dursley, who was frozen in time as he kicked his nephew into the cupboard under the stairs. The granger defense chapter six an offer vernon cant. This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by jk rowling, various publishers including but not limited to bloomsbury books, scholastic books and raincoast books, and warner bros. This is super funny, itss how vernon dursley sees the. In fact, he is about as muggle as a person can get. He raised his hand, ready to deal another blow when petunia stopped him. I want to see this dumbledore person and what harrys life is like now. Abandoning his toast, he got quickly to his feet and followed uncle vernon to the front door. What if the dursleys were nice harry potter and the philosophers stone fanfiction.
Saving each other chapter 3, a harry potter fanfic fanfiction. Manila, philippines lolong the crocodile measures feet and weighs more than a ton. Now you listen here boy and you listen good, vernon dursley growled to his young nephew, who was looking genuinely bored. The officers heaved vernon to his feet as gently as one would haul up a heavy bag of garbage. Dursleys eyes contracted with sudden fear at the sight of the wooden stick in siriuss hand. Enter the dragon harry pottershadowrun questionable questing. I assumed that, as your nephew, a member of your family, you would do so automatically. He had vented to jared, chris and elena leaving out the dementors of course and the males had to stop elena from raging war on vernon dursley. The dursley family of number four, privet drive, was the reason that harry. Rowling nearly ten years had passed since the dursleys had woken up to find their nephew on the front step, but privet drive had hardly changed at all. He finally spotted him, sitting on a bench deep in thought. He used to live at 4 privet drive along with his wife and son for nearly twenty years until they were forced into hiding during the escalation of the second wizarding war. He didnt seem particularly upset about the loss of his nephew, but the absence of his wife hit dudley hard. Vernon jumped and shouted in surprise as more items flew around the room and water seemed to fire from the walls in large jets spraying him and soaking him, knocking him off his feet as he shouted for help.
The dursley family of number four, privet drive, was the reason that harry never enjoyed his summer holidays. A fierce summer thunderstorm raged across little whinging as the car belonging to vernon dursley pulled into number four, privet drive. To make matters worse, she had occasionally seen vernon dursley manhandling her son. Harry was sure the cracking noise had been made by someone apparating or disapparating. Vernon dursley was an english muggle, husband of petunia evans, father of dudley and uncleinlaw of harry potter. Upon his arrival, lupin looked over and saw him and smiled. As soon as petunia saw the messy raven hair and the brilliant emerald eyes of her nephew. His son gets a tail, his sister gets inflated, his living room gets blown up, and in the end he has to go one the run, abandoning his home and job, to avoid being killed just for helping raise his wifes sisters child. A malicious grin spread across vernon s face as he slowly pressed his foot down on them.
Harry potter and the mutant academy of magic chapter 1. Mystery potter book 2 draco malfoyseverus snape fanfic. She was angry and jealous of heryes but never truly hated her. Petunia dursley are near replicas of the same characteristics of jamess fat. They were the last people youd expect to be involved in anything strange or mysterious, because they just didnt hold with such nonsense. Fortunately for petunia, at the moment at least, she had not seen any mistreatment from her surrogate sister. That by no means meant there hadnt been any mistreatment from petunia, just that it wasnt visible from outside the house. Sink into your eyes sink into your eyes a harryginny. But right now, the boywholived was more focused on the gig tonight.
Snape moved in front of the couch, flicking his wand as he did. Yyour one oofthem, he stuttered knowingly, fear showing in his eyes. Learn vocabulary, terms, and more with flashcards, games, and other study tools. As with the first half of the list, many of these links may be nsfw. Please practice handwashing and social distancing, and check out our resources for adapting to these times. Already harry could feel his left eye getting slightly puffy. Dursley, of number four privet drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. Other readers will always be interested in your opinion of the books youve read. List of supporting harry potter characters wikipedia. But before he could draw himself up to full height, the top of his head collided with the dursleys open.
A malicious grin spread across vernons face as he slowly pressed his foot down on them. Mr lupin, due to your condition i am uncertain that you are fit to raise two children. With the help of a few friends, he finds hope halfway across the world. This is super funny, itss how vernon dursley sees the harry potter films vernon dursley and the ungrateful nephew, from a cracked mag list of photoshopped great movies from the perspective of minor characters posters. Boo grinned and the door swung shut behind vernon and a bookcase tumbled over almost on its own wedging the door shut. His tongue was more than four feet long before the dursleys allowed mr.
A fist made contact with the side of harrys head, lifting him off his feet. He is a large, beefy man with very little neck and a bushy black mustache. The hottest day of the summer so far was drawing to a close and a drowsy silence lay over the large, square houses of privet drive. With that, he left a sputtering vernon and walked over to join harry. Dudley, seeing his father taken out so quickly rolled away and got up to his feet in fright. Harry potter and the philosophers stone wikibooks, open. He managed to get back up on his feet just as dudley was heaving his. His only redeeming characteristics are his absolute determination to protect his family, an ability to fight like a trapped rat when cornered and unable to surrender, and his complete honesty. He had already left cracked and gone over to the modern rogue, but after the allegations came out his bio and all his articles were removed from the sites archives. They were muggles, and they had a very medieval attitude towards magic. Cars that were usually gleaming stood dusty in their drives and lawns that were once emerald green lay parched and yellowing. As the minimum age for reddit access is years old, posts which are intentionally disruptive, inane, or nonsensical will be removed 2. I had this idea while looking through all the vernon dursley fanfictions. The movies never properly portrayed his sass mouth.